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Work sets you free Chad Thundercock
Most Extreme: 1st Most Authoritarian: 152nd Most Conservative: 233rd
The Lucky Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population1.311 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderChad Thundercock
FaithThe State

CurrencyChad Credit
Animalvampire porky

The Lucky Free Land of Chads United is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chad Thundercock with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.311 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 192 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,177 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, people say chess victor Chad Thundercock can kill you with mind-bullets, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and Chads United has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the vampire porky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 1,802nd in the world and 34th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,574.32 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 152ndMost Conservative: 233rdMost Income Equality: 442ndMost Secular: 1,367thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,802ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,121stBest Weather: 2,343rdSafest: 3,014thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,027thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,078thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,330thMost Developed: 3,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,591stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,679thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,815thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,122ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,491stLargest Governments: 4,721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,875thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,171stSmartest Citizens: 7,324thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,957thTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,898thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,123rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,939thHighest Average Incomes: 13,226thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,386thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,334th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionSafest: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Developed: 98th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 209th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 235th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 249th in the regionMost Pacifist: 266th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 301st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 311th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 324th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 441st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, Chads United has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, people say chess victor Chad Thundercock can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, it's illegal to blow things up.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, a government program is underway to revitalize Chads United's beaches.

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