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Work sets you free
Most Extreme: 4th Most Authoritarian: 170th Most Conservative: 254th
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population917 million

CapitalMonolith
LeaderChad Thundercock

CurrencyChad Credit
Animalporky

The Free Land of Chads United is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Chad Thundercock with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 917 million Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 120 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,780 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, there are no more heroes any more, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the porky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chads United is ranked 4,483rd in the world and 119th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,223.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Extreme: 4thMost Authoritarian: 170thMost Conservative: 254thMost Income Equality: 574thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,941stMost Secular: 2,316thLowest Crime Rates: 3,024thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,101stBest Weather: 4,165thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,430thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,538thMost Developed: 4,822ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,508thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,631stSafest: 5,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,625thLargest Governments: 6,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,996thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,044thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,387thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,285thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,518thSmartest Citizens: 10,757thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,800thMost Pacifist: 10,994thMost Efficient Economies: 11,181st
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 91st in the regionBest Weather: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 101st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 136th in the regionMost Developed: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 147th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 152nd in the regionLargest Governments: 160th in the regionSafest: 165th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 179th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 184th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 201st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 211th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 224th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 257th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 269th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 286th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 290th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 371st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 379th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 414th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 462nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Chad Thundercock on Chads United's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, Chad Thundercock's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, hazmat suits are a common Chad garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.

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