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Work sets you free. GigaChad
Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 149thMost Conservative: 229th
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population3.333 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderGigaChad
FaithThe State

CurrencyChad Credit
Animalpig

The Free Land of Chads United is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.333 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 722 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 216,807 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 172,838th in the world and 5,457th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,384.89 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 149thMost Conservative: 229thMost Income Equality: 415thMost Secular: 629thMost Valuable International Artwork: 845thSafest: 872ndMost Developed: 886thHighest Poor Incomes: 894thLowest Crime Rates: 941stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,079thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,091stBest Weather: 1,195thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,301stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,395thHealthiest Citizens: 1,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,607thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,709thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,783rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,961stSmartest Citizens: 2,125thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,196thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,530thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,634thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,754thMost Cultured: 3,594thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,388thHighest Average Incomes: 4,941stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,848thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,124thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,595thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,985thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,853rd
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionMost Cultured: 88th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 130th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 190th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 260th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 387th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 478th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Chads United was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, where there's smoke there's the Chad Forestry Department.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.

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