The road to unity starts at freedom. Benny Weathers
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 405thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,223rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,602nd
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Population5.295 billion

LeaderBenny Weathers


The Provincial Dominion of Chadlai is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Benny Weathers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.295 billion Chadlets hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bumerangi. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chadlesh economy, worth a remarkable 1,312 trillion Kols a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 247,905 Kols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chadlai's national animal is the Bluejay, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Chadlai is ranked 201,746th in the world and 7,307th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 42.82 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 405thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,223rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,602ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,690thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,939thLargest Black Market: 1,944thFattest Citizens: 2,013thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,495thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,824thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,858thHighest Average Incomes: 3,482ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,767thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,915thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,969thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,004thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,053rdMost Armed: 4,119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,499thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,107thMost Cultured: 6,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,402ndMost Inclusive: 6,495thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,047thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,271stMost Avoided: 7,740thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,742ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,768thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,536thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,746thMost Devout: 9,801stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,183rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,862ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,199thHighest Economic Output: 12,367thLargest Mining Sector: 13,407thSmartest Citizens: 14,056thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,818thLargest Governments: 17,838thNudest: 19,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,839th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 76th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 93rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 102nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 107th in the regionLargest Black Market: 108th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 129th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 138th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 179th in the regionMost Armed: 187th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 187th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 189th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 202nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 205th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 213th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 281st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 285th in the regionMost Inclusive: 304th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 311th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 344th in the regionMost Cultured: 345th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 353rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 384th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 399th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 411th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 433rd in the regionMost Devout: 449th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 510th in the regionNudest: 511th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 518th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 532nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 542nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 587th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 610th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 621st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 638th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chadlai's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Chadlai's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Chadlai altered its national flag.
  • : Chadlai was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Chadlai ceased to exist in The new scribble union.
  • : Chadlai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Chadlai's influence in The new scribble union rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : Chadlai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Chadlai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Chadlai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.


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