The Incorporated States of Cesanicum is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Valentina Romano with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.64 billion Cesanicumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cesena. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cesanicumian economy, worth 208 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 79,072 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as Cesanicum's national religion, severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Valentina Romano off a murder charge, and citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cesanicum's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cesanicum is ranked 138,811^th in the world and 9^th in Sacrum Axis Bloc for Largest Governments, scoring 13.78 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.