Thersj- We're gonna even show them- Drake Camper
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 560thMost Influential: 969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,410th
The Drake Camper of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Cereskia 2

Population1.857 billion

CapitalNovus Astrana
LeaderDrake Camper
FaithStickminian Violetism

CurrencyCereskian Pound
AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Drake Camper of Cereskia 2 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Drake Camper with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.857 billion Cereskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novus Astrana. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cereskian economy, worth 323 trillion Cereskian Pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,037 Cereskian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cereskia 2's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Stickminian Violetism.

Cereskia 2 is ranked 215,412th in the world and 9,990th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 19.99 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 560thMost Influential: 969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,410thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,363rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,539thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,940thLargest Retail Industry: 4,313thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,764thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,079thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,893rdLargest Black Market: 6,467thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,527thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,293rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,977thHighest Average Incomes: 10,527thMost Efficient Economies: 12,483rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,762ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,297thLargest Governments: 16,913thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,959thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,270thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,308thMost Developed: 20,396thMost Cultured: 20,496thMost Secular: 20,567thMost Patriotic: 21,064thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,828th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 86th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Black Market: 115th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 133rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 267th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 326th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 363rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 415th in the regionLargest Governments: 456th in the regionMost Patriotic: 465th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 487th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 501st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 534th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 536th in the regionMost Developed: 602nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 630th in the regionMost Secular: 657th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 811th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 818th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 847th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,056th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,136th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,197th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,218th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Cereskia 2 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums.
  • : Cereskia 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Cereskia 2 lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Cereskia 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Cereskia 2 lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.


World Assembly

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