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The history of Ceratan war failures.

1847:
Using marbles instead of musket balls? Bad idea
1854
LETS GO OUT TO Wa.... Oh yeah guns are banned.
1894
chocolate syrup issued as a substitute for steroids
1909
They have machine guns. We don't. Oof
1927
Now we have machine guns. They have planes. Bigger oof
1937
Peanut butter is the only adhesive
1949
Our general is an apple. He is wise and doesn't talk. He is later shot
1957
Hamster spy developed, later eaten.
1976
Revolts because of the killing of General McApple.
1987
Mass deserts because of soldiers watching "Spongebob©" and thinking corporate bordellos are better so they can watch "Barbie dreamhouse, Communist version©".
1999
Oh the humanity

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