Population | 10.336 billion |
Capital | Volokhovo |
Leader | Comrade General Secretary Mykola |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The People's Republic of Ceplon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade General Secretary Mykola with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 10.336 billion Ceplonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volokhovo. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Ceplonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,401 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceplon's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Ceplon is ranked 170,617th in the world and 492nd in Europe for Most Stationary, with 99.1511865432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ceplon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Ceplon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Ceplon's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : Ceplon relocated from Chicken overlords to Europe.
- : Ceplon relocated from Lazarus to Chicken overlords.
- : Ceplon's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Ceplon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Ceplon, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Following new legislation in Ceplon, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Ceplon's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".