Population | 12.171 billion |
Capital | Blackmount |
Leader | King Grant |
Faith | Anglican Communion |
Currency | Cent |
Animal | Dragon |
The United Kingdom of Centristvill is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Grant with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 12.171 billion Centristvillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackmount. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Centristvillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,834 trillion Cents a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,910 Cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby King Grant Pics" has made King Grant's mom a celebrity, all you have to do is pray to get into Centristvill, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centristvill's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglican Communion.
Centristvill is ranked 7,364th in the world and 122nd in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,798.52 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Centristvill, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
- : Following new legislation in
Centristvill, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in
Centristvill, all you have to do is pray to get into Centristvill.
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Centristvill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Centristvill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
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Centristvill, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby King Grant Pics" has made King Grant's mom a celebrity.
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Centristvill was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Centristvill, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
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Centristvill's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
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Centristvill relocated from Balder to The South Pacific.