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PASSWORD

Long live the King
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,821stLowest Crime Rates: 2,063rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,347th
The United Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Centristvill

Population12.171 billion

CapitalBlackmount
LeaderKing Grant
FaithAnglican Communion

CurrencyCent
AnimalDragon

The United Kingdom of Centristvill is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Grant with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 12.171 billion Centristvillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackmount. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Centristvillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,834 trillion Cents a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,910 Cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby King Grant Pics" has made King Grant's mom a celebrity, all you have to do is pray to get into Centristvill, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centristvill's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglican Communion.

Centristvill is ranked 7,364th in the world and 122nd in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,798.52 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,821stLowest Crime Rates: 2,063rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,347thMost Cultured: 2,402ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,458thLargest Governments: 2,702ndTop
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Best Weather: 3,050thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,250thRudest Citizens: 3,431stMost Efficient Economies: 3,434thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,476thHighest Food Quality: 3,641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,974thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,197thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,339thMost Developed: 4,433rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,705thSmartest Citizens: 5,245thMost Influential: 5,450thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,458thMost Devout: 5,520thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,670thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,719thHighest Average Incomes: 5,911thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,955thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,083rdHighest Economic Output: 7,259thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,471stMost Patriotic: 9,003rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,573rdMost Inclusive: 10,013thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,464thLargest Retail Industry: 20,799thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,717th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 68th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 93rd in the regionBest Weather: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 95th in the regionMost Devout: 97th in the regionRudest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 117th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 124th in the regionMost Developed: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 135th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 146th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 149th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 189th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 244th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 322nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 337th in the regionNudest: 392nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 446th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 458th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 521st in the regionMost Influential: 542nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Centristvill, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in Centristvill, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
  • : Following new legislation in Centristvill, all you have to do is pray to get into Centristvill.
  • : Centristvill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Centristvill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Centristvill, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby King Grant Pics" has made King Grant's mom a celebrity.
  • : Centristvill was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Centristvill, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
  • : Centristvill's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Centristvill relocated from Balder to The South Pacific.

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