The United Kingdom of Centristvill is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Grant with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.305 billion Centristvillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackmount. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Centristvillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,133 trillion Cents a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,298 Cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centristvill's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglican Communion.

Centristvill is ranked 267,613^th in the world and 12,438^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -532.41 on the Hayek Index.