The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 080 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its vat-grown people, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.097 billion Centrist Card Farm 080ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 080ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,545 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, there is no rest for the widowed, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 080's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Centrist Card Farm 080 is ranked 19,507^th in the world and 67^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.12 law-abiding acts per hour.