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Dílis go Bás Donn
Most Advanced Public Transport: 7thLargest Black Market: 19thMost Patriotic: 20th
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Celtician

Population29.786 billion

CapitalTech Duinn
LeaderDonn
FaithThe Order of Donn

CurrencyOricalcum
AnimalWolf

The Armed Republic of Celtician is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Donn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.786 billion Celts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tech Duinn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Celticianian economy, worth an astonishing 26,848 trillion Oricalcums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 901,372 Oricalcums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", foreigners write "made in Celtician" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, and an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celtician's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Donn.

Celtician is ranked 927th in the world and 51st in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 16,783.5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7thLargest Black Market: 19thMost Patriotic: 20thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21stLowest Crime Rates: 23rdHighest Poor Incomes: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 34thLargest Governments: 35thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40thHighest Average Tax Rates: 47thMost Corrupt Governments: 48thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 53rdHighest Economic Output: 59thMost Advanced Public Education: 81stMost Subsidized Industry: 152ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 167thSmartest Citizens: 224thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 325thMost Efficient Economies: 486thLargest Publishing Industry: 578thMost Devout: 720thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 837thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 927thLargest Mining Sector: 1,163rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,165thMost Cultured: 1,207thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,964thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,519thHealthiest Citizens: 2,844thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,517thMost Stationary: 4,157thMost Authoritarian: 4,391stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,285thLargest Populations: 5,409thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,715thHighest Food Quality: 7,901stMost Influential: 13,242ndMost Developed: 14,709thTop
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Most Conservative: 20,214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,451stMost Extreme: 26,846th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 36th in the regionMost Devout: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 72nd in the regionMost Stationary: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 121st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 123rd in the regionLargest Populations: 145th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 157th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 183rd in the regionMost Influential: 221st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 306th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 372nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 428th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 460th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 649th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 954th in the regionMost Developed: 1,085th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, foreigners write "made in Celtician" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Celts any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.

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