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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9thMost Patriotic: 15thLargest Black Market: 19th
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Celtician

Population27.941 billion

CapitalTech Duinn
LeaderDonn
FaithThe Order of Donn

CurrencyOricalcum
AnimalWolf

The Armed Republic of Celtician is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Donn with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.941 billion Celts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tech Duinn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Celticianian economy, worth an astonishing 24,856 trillion Oricalcums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 889,615 Oricalcums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celtician's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Donn.

Celtician is ranked 4,438th in the world and 83rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 3,434.70613512 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9thMost Patriotic: 15thLargest Black Market: 19thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21stLowest Crime Rates: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rdLargest Governments: 37thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40thMost Corrupt Governments: 46thHighest Average Tax Rates: 49thHighest Poor Incomes: 50thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 54thHighest Economic Output: 70thMost Advanced Public Education: 74thMost Subsidized Industry: 109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 141stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 162ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 167thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 222ndSmartest Citizens: 236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 317thMost Efficient Economies: 516thLargest Publishing Industry: 541stMost Devout: 715thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 733rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 849thLargest Mining Sector: 1,093rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,363rdMost Cultured: 1,431stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,470thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,618thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,673rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,742ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,326thMost Stationary: 4,438thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,589thMost Authoritarian: 5,314thLargest Populations: 5,567thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,687thHighest Food Quality: 8,170thMost Influential: 13,070thMost Developed: 14,757thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,992ndMost Conservative: 22,248thMost Extreme: 27,394th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 38th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionMost Stationary: 83rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 111th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 175th in the regionLargest Populations: 189th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 230th in the regionMost Extreme: 232nd in the regionMost Influential: 238th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 298th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 347th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 424th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 698th in the regionMost Conservative: 866th in the regionMost Developed: 927th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, Donn goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.

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