Population | 27.941 billion |
Capital | Tech Duinn |
Leader | Donn |
Faith | The Order of Donn |
Currency | Oricalcum |
Animal | Wolf |
The Armed Republic of Celtician is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Donn with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.941 billion Celts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tech Duinn. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Celticianian economy, worth an astonishing 24,856 trillion Oricalcums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 889,615 Oricalcums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celtician's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Donn.
Celtician is ranked 4,438th in the world and 83rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 3,434.70613512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Celtician, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
- : Following new legislation in Celtician, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Celtician, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in Celtician, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in Celtician, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Celtician, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Celtician, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Celtician, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Celtician, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in Celtician, Donn goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.