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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7thMost Patriotic: 13thHighest Poor Incomes: 15th
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Celtician

Population25.411 billion

CapitalTech Duinn
LeaderDonn
FaithThe Order of Donn

CurrencyOricalcum
AnimalWolf

The Armed Republic of Celtician is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Donn with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.411 billion Celts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tech Duinn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Celticianian economy, worth an astonishing 21,932 trillion Oricalcums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 863,115 Oricalcums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celtician's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Donn.

Celtician is ranked 300,965th in the world and 10,223rd in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 3.58 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7thMost Patriotic: 13thHighest Poor Incomes: 15thLargest Black Market: 18thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 25thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 28thLargest Governments: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 42ndMost Corrupt Governments: 46thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 48thHighest Average Tax Rates: 52ndMost Advanced Public Education: 67thMost Subsidized Industry: 75thHighest Economic Output: 85thLargest Information Technology Sector: 140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 149thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 223rdSmartest Citizens: 235thMost Efficient Economies: 393rdLargest Publishing Industry: 504thMost Devout: 770thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 995thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,037thLargest Mining Sector: 1,112thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,221stMost Cultured: 1,278thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,802ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,041stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,187thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,367thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,519thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,498thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,602ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,001stMost Stationary: 4,833rdLargest Populations: 5,758thMost Authoritarian: 6,685thHighest Food Quality: 7,143rdMost Influential: 13,470thMost Developed: 13,895thTop
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Most Conservative: 19,763rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,768thMost Extreme: 26,626th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 44th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionMost Stationary: 85th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 99th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 108th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 120th in the regionLargest Populations: 159th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 167th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 171st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 176th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 200th in the regionMost Extreme: 213th in the regionMost Influential: 273rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 342nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 669th in the regionMost Conservative: 688th in the regionMost Developed: 798th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, the fate of the world literally rests on Donn's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Celts.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.

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