Population | 29.786 billion |
Capital | Tech Duinn |
Leader | Donn |
Faith | The Order of Donn |
Currency | Oricalcum |
Animal | Wolf |
The Armed Republic of Celtician is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Donn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.786 billion Celts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tech Duinn. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Celticianian economy, worth an astonishing 26,848 trillion Oricalcums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 901,372 Oricalcums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", foreigners write "made in Celtician" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, and an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celtician's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Donn.
Celtician is ranked 927th in the world and 51st in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 16,783.5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Celtician, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD.
- : Following new legislation in
Celtician, foreigners write "made in Celtician" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.
- : Following new legislation in
Celtician, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
- : Following new legislation in
Celtician, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
- : Following new legislation in
Celtician, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in
Celtician, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Celts any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in
Celtician, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
- : Following new legislation in
Celtician, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
- : Following new legislation in
Celtician, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
- : Following new legislation in
Celtician, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.