The Confederacy of Celtic Nations is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 16.39 billion Celts are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Welfare, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardiff. The average income tax rate is 46.5%.

The thriving Celtic economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,612 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Celtic Nations's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celtic Nations is ranked 72,031^st in the world and 15^th in Lennart for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,510.03 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.