The The Centrist Autority of Celtalia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Deler Bechmorsuz with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.551 billion Celtas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Esperanta. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celta economy, worth 214 trillion Medidas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,360 Medidas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The justice of Celtalia is considered superior to that of other nations, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celtalia's national animal is the Lince, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Elmerninism.

Celtalia is ranked 198,810^th in the world and 19^th in Chocolate territory for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 88.87 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.