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Justice, Safety, Modernity
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,858thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,956thMost Influential: 6,906th
The Federal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Cellien

Population946 million

CapitalCzeras

Currencycethr
Animalpanther

The Federal Republic of Cellien is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 946 million Cellienians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czeras. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cellienian economy, worth 145 trillion cethrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 153,534 cethrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, the statue in the Chew Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cellien's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cellien is ranked 12,406th in the world and 203rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,341.67 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,858thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,956thMost Influential: 6,906thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,678thMost Inclusive: 9,988thNicest Citizens: 10,692ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,700thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,181stMost Developed: 11,995thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,303rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,406thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,412thHighest Food Quality: 12,569thTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,146thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,606thLargest Governments: 13,935thMost Secular: 14,003rdSmartest Citizens: 14,362ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,446thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,578thBest Weather: 14,846thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,200thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,617thLowest Crime Rates: 15,761stMost Efficient Economies: 16,496thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,586thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,347thSafest: 18,626thMost Cultured: 19,079thLargest Retail Industry: 20,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,352ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,786thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,114thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,138thHealthiest Citizens: 22,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 22,677thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,569thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,929thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,210th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 97th in the regionMost Patriotic: 121st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 127th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 128th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cellien, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellien, the statue in the Rios Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Cellien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellien, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellien, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellien, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellien, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellien, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellien, refugees from other nations are flocking to Cellien's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellien, a 10000 Islands Tourist Association survey has rated Cellien #1 for number twos.

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