The Principality of Celje is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 18.449 billion Celjeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Celjean economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion denars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,754 denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celje's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celje is ranked 53,513^th in the world and 5^th in Lennart for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,073.78 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.