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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,900thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,232nd
The Royal Commonwealth of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Celestiam

Population1.196 billion

Currencycelestial pound
Animaleagle

The Royal Commonwealth of Celestiam is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.196 billion Celestials enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The Celestiamian economy, worth 53.5 trillion celestial pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,722 celestial pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestiam's national animal is the eagle.

Celestiam is ranked 63,429th in the world and 31st in New West Indies for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,427.17 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,900thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,232nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, the Celestiamian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, bizarre-looking creatures called 'eagledogs' dominate wildlife preserves.

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