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Meow, Meow Meow Mew! Meownarch Richard Meowsolini
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,418thMost Armed: 6,215thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,707th
The Planet of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Powerbroker
Founder
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Caturn

Population1.669 billion

CapitalKitty City
LeaderMeownarch Richard Meowsolini
FaithCat-holicism

CurrencyRage coins
AnimalSphynx Cat

The Planet of Caturn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Meownarch Richard Meowsolini with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.669 billion Meowgers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitty City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Meowgern economy, worth 182 trillion Rage coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,146 Rage coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 393,369 per year while the poor average 21,652, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Caturn's national animal is the Sphynx Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cat-holicism.

Caturn is ranked 45,804th in the world and 3rd in North Galactic Empires for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,260.23 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,418thTop
5%
Most Armed: 6,215thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,707thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,266thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,894thMost Devout: 19,482ndMost Developed: 20,959thMost Efficient Economies: 22,859thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,188thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,235thMost Conservative: 25,088th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caturn, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Caturn, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Caturn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Caturn, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze.
  • : Following new legislation in Caturn, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Caturn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Caturn, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Caturn, citizens must pay to enjoy Caturn's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Caturn, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
  • : Caturn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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