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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 877thMost Influential: 3,062ndNudest: 3,368th
The Republic of
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Catel Sago

Population787 million

LeaderLeander Washin

AnimalTigre de Bengala

The Republic of Catel Sago is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Leander Washin with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 787 million Catel Sagoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flanela. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catel Sagoan economy, worth 97.5 trillion Carteleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,951 Carteleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Squatters are reclaiming abandoned igloos, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catel Sago's national animal is the Tigre de Bengala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catel Sago is ranked 216,984th in the world and 10,896th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.05 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 877thTop
Most Influential: 3,062ndNudest: 3,368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,493rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,721stMost Patriotic: 11,742ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,067thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,624thMost Developed: 17,588thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,942ndMost Cultured: 21,502ndMost Conservative: 21,634thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,767thMost Efficient Economies: 22,364thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,519thHighest Average Incomes: 24,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,789thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 26,942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 27,122nd
Nudest: 96th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 448th in the regionMost Patriotic: 455th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 473rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 488th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 526th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 573rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 712th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 742nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 770th in the regionMost Influential: 814th in the regionMost Developed: 940th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 970th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 994th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,011th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,032nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,033rd in the regionMost Cultured: 1,052nd in the regionMost Conservative: 1,121st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,175th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,187th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,222nd in the regionLargest Governments: 1,242nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,304th in the region

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