The Slightly socialist regions of Catalunya Unida is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bossy leftist coworker with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 4.949 billion Catalan uniders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sant Esteve de les Roures. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catalunya unidan economy, worth 481 trillion Pelas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 97,355 Pelas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catalunya Unida's national animal is the Crystal fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ideism.

Catalunya Unida is ranked 25,066^th in the world and 618^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.79 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.