Population | 4.904 billion |
Capital | Can Alicorn |
Leader | Alicorn Catatònic de Catalaunicorn |
Faith | druidisme |
Currency | golden aur |
Animal | licaune |
The Holy Alicorn Catatònic of Catalaunicorn is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alicorn Catatònic de Catalaunicorn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.904 billion Catalaunicòrnics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Can Alicorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Catalaunicòrnic economy, worth 555 trillion golden aurs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,203 golden aurs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Catalaunicorn's national animal is the licaune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is druidisme.
Catalaunicorn is ranked 53,281st in the world and 10th in Hiperuranion for Most Stationary, with 829.47723302312 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Catalaunicorn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Catalaunicorn, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
- : Following new legislation in Catalaunicorn, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
- : Following new legislation in Catalaunicorn, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
- : Following new legislation in Catalaunicorn, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Catalaunicorn, any machine that shows any glimmer of intelligence is scrapped for parts.
- : Catalaunicorn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Catalaunicorn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Nudest and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Catalaunicorn created a custom banner.
- : Catalaunicorn created a custom banner.