Population | 5.071 billion |
Capital | Nuca |
Faith | Sedgelam |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | eagle |
The Běi Fāng Xuán Wǔ of Cassiopeia 010 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.071 billion Stargazers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuca. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Cassiopeia 010ian economy, worth 414 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,653 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Most people attending churches are maintenance workers, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cassiopeia 010's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Sedgelam.
Cassiopeia 010 is ranked 21,646th in the world and 1,104th in Lazarus for Most Conservative, scoring 83.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cassiopeia 010 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Cassiopeia 010, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Cassiopeia 010, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in Cassiopeia 010, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Cassiopeia 010, most people attending churches are maintenance workers.
- : Following new legislation in Cassiopeia 010, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Cassiopeia 010, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
- : Following new legislation in Cassiopeia 010, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in Cassiopeia 010, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Following new legislation in Cassiopeia 010, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".