The United Socialist States of Caspersland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.896 billion Charlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charliestad. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Casperslandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,240 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 194,836 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, sex changes are routinely performed at Caspersland's hospitals, and transgender and agender are on the education agenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caspersland's national animal is the Wilderbeast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Caspersland is ranked 719^th in the world and 17^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Influential, scoring 125,505 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.