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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,082ndMost Secular: 2,152ndMost Influential: 2,833rd
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Population556 million

CapitalEast Cyberse


The Scared of Duolingo bird of Cartero is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 556 million Carterons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Cyberse. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Carterite economy, worth 71.9 trillion Sazzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,291 Sazzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cartero's national animal is the Nautilus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cartero is ranked 167,945th in the world and 7,357th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 23.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,082ndTop
Most Secular: 2,152ndMost Influential: 2,833rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,935thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,479thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,433rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,883rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,270thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,789thHighest Average Incomes: 19,141stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,398thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,992ndMost Corrupt Governments: 20,381st
Largest Insurance Industry: 101st in the regionMost Secular: 103rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 250th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 512th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 734th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 737th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 739th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 742nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 765th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 812th in the regionMost Influential: 828th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 852nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 874th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 913th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 932nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 935th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cartero was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Cartero was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lulubellia.
  • : Cartero was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Navsland.
  • : Following new legislation in Cartero, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Cartero, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Cartero, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Cartero, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Cartero, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Cartero endorsed The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
  • : Cartero endorsed The Kingdom of The Kingdom Of Wagies.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 182 » Shadowrik, Territorio di Nessuno, Pallaith, McMasterdonia, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Hamerica, 1 very fast endotarter, Aoncarpa, New Lakemba, Zzozona, Marinxa, Saperisole, Fauzjhia, Solcius, Praeceps, Dabarastan, Seenvorland, Pazair, The Serdey Islands, Notyoutopia, Ethnon, Ihese, Dreadton, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Daiz, Dar es Saalam, Timothea, Koda-Land, Sundred, Guer Aike, Noahs Second Country, The Rhein States, Westinor, Shibutani, Interdimensional Zone, Xagill, Great Bights Mum, Sikol, Orado, Empy, Xentherida, Omnistria, Sunto, Yaorozu, Ver Testua, The Pantheons, North Bratislava, Sil Dorsett, and 132 others.Newpromisedland, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Frostcell, Woodsend, Advancia-Sizzletown, Valentine Z, Hoglands, The Iron Lions, Valhalla123, Frances Francis the First of France, Korovan Isles, Wisconsota, Votak Matim, Loutsland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Plutayah, Termathe, Zumlandia, Selfgradatude, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Prydania, Carlinland, Fayyayid, Fox Richy, Libertania Democratica, Picairn, Unshleepd, Daulatpur, Kocherian, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kranostav, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Wineclaw, The Austro Germanic Union, Prushassia, Hopsin, Borsukia, The Calabash Protectorate, Abject Ludicrosity, Serendipita Martia, Sea Ghost, Simone Republic, Ihsan, Yokciq Empire, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Seanat, Cowbridge, Brucklania, Wit Noreis, Plangainer, Pigeonstan, Principia Mathematica, Arichia, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Highton Islands, The Free States of Avalon, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Zeternia, Miamington, Solskjar, Palisede, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Jovian Knights, Damsmel, Anungu, Nouvelle-Floride, Maclare, U S Eh, Unimaginable Doom, West Camerica, East Supple Lund, Lionia, Xyrron, Stone Ira, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Pokemanland, Caselpania, Kartujia, Eschatosia, Kragsgale, Malta Comino Gozo, Xipher, Erubetia, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Buckhem, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Ultra777, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, Moubarakistan, Godwanna, Napnomadia, Innocentic, Frahnkzaden, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, Dechire par la Guerre, Dangine, Geektopia, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Eywaan, Hardscrabble, Therizia, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Holy Oranz, Sopernia, Amprak, Dakota Territories, Gendirt, Glanst, Elvoreto, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Comfed, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, and Lulubellia.

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