Population | 7.19 billion |
Capital | Stockholm |
Leader | Otto IV |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Crown |
Animal | Condor |
The Empire of Carolean Dynasty is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Otto IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.19 billion Caroleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Carolean economy, worth a remarkable 1,617 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,975 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
A popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, time flies when you're not having fun, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carolean Dynasty's national animal is the Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Carolean Dynasty is ranked 50,454th in the world and 109th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 894.83580230472 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Carolean Dynasty, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".
- : Following new legislation in Carolean Dynasty, time flies when you're not having fun.
- : Following new legislation in Carolean Dynasty, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in Carolean Dynasty, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".
- : Following new legislation in Carolean Dynasty, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
- : Carolean Dynasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Carolean Dynasty, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Otto IV to progressive thinkers.
- : Following new legislation in Carolean Dynasty, military funding has been stripped back.
- : Following new legislation in Carolean Dynasty, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
- : Following new legislation in Carolean Dynasty, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".