The People's Republic of Caribbia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Leroy Cash with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.173 billion Caribbeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeir. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The thriving Caribbean economy, worth 80.8 trillion Caribbean Auroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,874 Caribbean Auroes, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

News headlines suggest that President Leroy Cash has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribbia's national animal is the Caribbean Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Caribbia is ranked 160,815^th in the world and 972^nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 50.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.