Population | 10.802 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Empire of Cardmania90087 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, state-planned economy, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.802 billion Cardmania90087ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90087ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,421 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,168 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,119,168 per year while the poor average 25,279, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.
A serf by any other name works just as hard, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90087's national animal is the Giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Cardmania90087 is ranked 147,103rd in the world and 2,879th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 175.42522106112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90087 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Largest Governments, and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, a serf by any other name works just as hard.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Cardmania90087 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".