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Forward unto the dawn
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,069thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,124thLargest Black Market: 3,037th
The Empire of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Cardmania90087

Population10.802 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalGiraffe

The Empire of Cardmania90087 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, state-planned economy, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.802 billion Cardmania90087ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90087ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,421 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,168 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,119,168 per year while the poor average 25,279, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

A serf by any other name works just as hard, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90087's national animal is the Giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cardmania90087 is ranked 147,103rd in the world and 2,879th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 175.42522106112 days.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,069thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,124thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,037thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,996thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,470thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,446thMost Patriotic: 5,537thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,248thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,405thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,751stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,060thHighest Average Incomes: 7,316thFattest Citizens: 8,087thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,101stMost Efficient Economies: 9,119thHighest Economic Output: 9,579thLargest Mining Sector: 10,638thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,785thNudest: 10,920thLargest Governments: 14,819thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,973rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,236thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,275thLowest Crime Rates: 19,675thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,232ndLargest Retail Industry: 25,410thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,167th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 86th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 101st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 116th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 134th in the regionMost Patriotic: 157th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 189th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 190th in the regionFattest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 209th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 238th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 273rd in the regionNudest: 284th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 326th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 335th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 338th in the regionLargest Governments: 342nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 376th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 406th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 477th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 574th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 594th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 595th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 608th in the regionRudest Citizens: 620th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 650th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 670th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania90087 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Largest Governments, and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, a serf by any other name works just as hard.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90087, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Cardmania90087 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".

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