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I'm Not Dead Yet!
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,237thLargest Black Market: 1,521st
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Cardmania9008

Population12.681 billion

CurrencyDenero
Animalardvarke

The People's Republic of Cardmania9008 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.681 billion Cardmania9008ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania9008ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,311 trillion Deneroes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,154 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, Harry Potter books are banned, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania9008's national animal is the ardvarke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cardmania9008 is ranked 321,016th in the world and 308th in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,237thLargest Black Market: 1,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,585thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,014thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,660thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,995thHighest Average Incomes: 4,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,167thMost Patriotic: 5,455thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,634thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,833rdHighest Economic Output: 6,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,228thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,095thMost Efficient Economies: 11,310thLowest Crime Rates: 11,639thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,645thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,100thLargest Governments: 15,838thNudest: 16,145thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,765thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 19,100thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,132ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,202ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,273rdSmartest Citizens: 26,331st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9008, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9008, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9008, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9008, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9008, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9008, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9008, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9008, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9008, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
  • : Cardmania9008 was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".

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