The Protectorate of Cardmania90029 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.706 billion Cardmania90029ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90029ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,164 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 249,087 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government spends millions of Golds every year prosecuting spammers, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90029's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Cardmania90029 is ranked 344,129th in the world and 464th in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -18.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90029, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90029, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90029, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90029, the government spends millions of Golds every year prosecuting spammers.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90029, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90029, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90029, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
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Cardmania90029 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
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Cardmania90029, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
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Cardmania90029, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.