Population | 10.866 billion |
Currency | Platinum |
Animal | Lion |
The Incorporated States of Cardmania90024 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.866 billion Cardmania90024ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 78.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90024ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,618 trillion Platinums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,944 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90024's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cardmania90024 is ranked 116,697th in the world and 26th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.0821215362 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90024's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90024, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90024, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90024, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90024, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
- : Cardmania90024 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90024, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90024, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90024, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90024, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.