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I'm not dead yet!
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,509thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,087thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,138th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cardmania90018

Population10.919 billion

Currency422
Animal42

The Oppressed Peoples of Cardmania90018 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.919 billion Cardmania90018ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90018ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,113 trillion 422s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 193,537 422s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90018's national animal is the 42, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania90018 is ranked 116,705th in the world and 20th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.08217709172 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,509thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,087thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,138thLargest Mining Sector: 2,702ndTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 3,000thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,838thMost Efficient Economies: 6,270thMost Avoided: 7,097thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,246thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,577thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,333rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,336thMost Secular: 10,986thHighest Average Incomes: 11,134thHighest Economic Output: 11,441stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,514thMost Patriotic: 11,795thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,600thLargest Governments: 15,909thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,386thLowest Crime Rates: 17,239thMost Developed: 18,133rdLargest Retail Industry: 21,371stMost Authoritarian: 22,347thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,495thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,151st
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania90018's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Cardmania90018 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.

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