Population | 10.919 billion |
Currency | 422 |
Animal | 42 |
The Oppressed Peoples of Cardmania90018 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.919 billion Cardmania90018ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90018ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,113 trillion 422s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 193,537 422s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90018's national animal is the 42, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cardmania90018 is ranked 116,705th in the world and 20th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.08217709172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90018's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : Cardmania90018 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, Harry Potter books are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90018, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.