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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,572ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,799thMost Armed: 2,315th
The Most Serene Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Cardmania90013

Population12.734 billion

CurrencyDenero
Animalardvarke

The Most Serene Republic of Cardmania90013 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.734 billion Cardmania90013ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90013ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,904 trillion Deneroes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,070 Deneroes, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Cardmania90013ians like vultures, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90013's national animal is the ardvarke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90013 is ranked 36,384th in the world and 273rd in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,946.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,572ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,799thMost Armed: 2,315thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,563rdLargest Black Market: 3,809thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,044thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,497thMost Devout: 5,616thMost Patriotic: 6,031stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,280thLargest Mining Sector: 7,240thHighest Average Incomes: 7,439thHighest Economic Output: 8,542ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,338thMost Efficient Economies: 10,479thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,470thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,253rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,930thNudest: 15,042ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,122ndTop
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Most Avoided: 20,154thLowest Crime Rates: 22,649thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,035thLargest Governments: 25,641stMost Advanced Public Education: 26,261st
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 24th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90013, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90013, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90013, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90013, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Cardmania90013ians like vultures.
  • : Cardmania90013 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90013, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90013, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90013, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90013, increasing numbers of children in Cardmania90013 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Cardmania90013 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Soda Pop Sector.

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