The Most Serene Republic of Cardmania90013 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.734 billion Cardmania90013ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90013ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,904 trillion Deneroes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,070 Deneroes, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Cardmania90013ians like vultures, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90013's national animal is the ardvarke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cardmania90013 is ranked 36,384th in the world and 273rd in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,946.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
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Cardmania90013, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins.
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Cardmania90013, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
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Cardmania90013, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
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Cardmania90013, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Cardmania90013ians like vultures.
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Cardmania90013 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Cardmania90013, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits.
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Cardmania90013, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
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Cardmania90013, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
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Cardmania90013, increasing numbers of children in Cardmania90013 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
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Cardmania90013 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Soda Pop Sector.