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I'm Not Dead Yet!
Largest Black Market: 1,078thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,526thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,595th
The Allied States of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Cardmania90011

Population12.756 billion

CurrencyDenero
Animalardvarke

The Allied States of Cardmania90011 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.756 billion Cardmania90011ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90011ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,870 trillion Deneroes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,449 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, builders across Cardmania90011 are blocked up with orders for new public loos, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90011's national animal is the ardvarke, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania90011 is ranked 274,611th in the world and 219th in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.14 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Black Market: 1,078thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,526thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,595thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,780thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,819thMost Armed: 2,704thHighest Average Incomes: 2,973rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,252ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,266thTop
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Most Devout: 3,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,716thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,018thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,823rdMost Patriotic: 5,087thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,208thHighest Economic Output: 5,537thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,555thLargest Governments: 7,385thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,902ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,004thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,790thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,922ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,929thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,710thSmartest Citizens: 15,408thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,969thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,175thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,015thMost Developed: 32,511th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, builders across Cardmania90011 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, government spending has hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Deneroes to support "struggling" industries.

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