The Allied States of Cardmania90011 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.756 billion Cardmania90011ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90011ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,870 trillion Deneroes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,449 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, builders across Cardmania90011 are blocked up with orders for new public loos, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90011's national animal is the ardvarke, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cardmania90011 is ranked 274,611th in the world and 219th in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.14 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90011, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90011, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90011, builders across Cardmania90011 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90011, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90011, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90011, government spending has hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90011, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90011, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90011, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90011, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Deneroes to support "struggling" industries.