Population | 10.892 billion |
Currency | Denero |
Animal | ardvarke |
The Allied States of Cardmania90011 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.892 billion Cardmania90011ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90011ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,440 trillion Deneroes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 224,072 Deneroes, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Every day's an auto-de-fé day, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cardmania90011's national animal is the ardvarke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cardmania90011 is ranked 116,683rd in the world and 13th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.08235070272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90011's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90011, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.