The Republic of Card Puppet 4 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.974 billion Card Puppet 4ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Card Puppet 4ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,808 trillion currencies a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 312,961 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Card Puppet 4's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Card Puppet 4 is ranked 3,845th in the world and 164th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 96.79 Effective Tax Rate.
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Card Puppet 4, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
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Card Puppet 4, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
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Card Puppet 4, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
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Card Puppet 4, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
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Card Puppet 4, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
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Card Puppet 4, army rations are served on silver platters.
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Card Puppet 4, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
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Card Puppet 4, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
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Card Puppet 4, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
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Card Puppet 4, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.