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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thMost Ignorant Citizens: 146thMost Subsidized Industry: 159th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Card Puppet 4

Population8.974 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Card Puppet 4 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.974 billion Card Puppet 4ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Puppet 4ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,808 trillion currencies a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 312,961 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Card Puppet 4's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Puppet 4 is ranked 3,845th in the world and 164th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 96.79 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thMost Ignorant Citizens: 146thMost Subsidized Industry: 159thMost Corrupt Governments: 281stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 296thMost Avoided: 307thLargest Mining Sector: 368thFattest Citizens: 544thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 646thMost Primitive: 700thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 707thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 884thMost Armed: 1,083rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,112thMost Efficient Economies: 1,235thLargest Black Market: 1,592ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,734thRudest Citizens: 2,210thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,465thHighest Average Incomes: 2,687thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,980thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,528thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,845thLargest Governments: 4,827thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,692ndHighest Economic Output: 8,939thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,077thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,504thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,817thTop
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Nudest: 18,063rdMost Influential: 18,371stMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,076thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,656thMost Stationary: 32,656thLargest Welfare Programs: 34,038th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 54th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 62nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 93rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 146th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 164th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 217th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 236th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 258th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 262nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 306th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 377th in the regionMost Stationary: 415th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Card Puppet 4, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Puppet 4, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Puppet 4, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Puppet 4, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Puppet 4, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Puppet 4, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Puppet 4, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Puppet 4, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Puppet 4, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Puppet 4, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.

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