The Dainty Dragon Dominion of Card Kingdom is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fenlon The Fair with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.812 billion Darling Dragons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Venue Of Lovely Glamor. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Charming economy, worth 543 trillion Alluring Aromas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 193,354 Alluring Aromas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Card Kingdom's national animal is the Ravishing Wyvern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sweet Sugarly Saccharine Syndicate.

Card Kingdom is ranked 8,513^th in the world and 415^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,703.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.