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Largest Insurance Industry: 17,852ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,346thHealthiest Citizens: 28,315th
The Society of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Contender
Governor
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Card Gardens

Population8.399 billion

CapitalWorld Collection Center
LeaderGiovanniland
FaithCard Farming

CurrencyCard
AnimalGardens

The Society of Card Gardens is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Giovanniland with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 8.399 billion Gardeners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Collection Center. The average income tax rate is 54.6%.

The all-consuming Gardener economy, worth 727 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,619 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Gardens's national animal is the Gardens, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Card Farming.

Card Gardens is ranked 111,956th in the world and 5th in Card Gardens for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 150,777 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 17,852ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,346thHealthiest Citizens: 28,315thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,911th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Card Gardens, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Gardens, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Gardens, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Gardens, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Gardens, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Card Gardens published "The Gardener's Gazette, edition 43" (Meta: Reference).
  • : Card Gardens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Gardens, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Gardens, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Gardens, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.

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