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Card Farming
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,176thLargest Mining Sector: 6,119thMost Devout: 8,523rd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Card Farmer 407

Population4.397 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 407 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.397 billion Card Farmer 407ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 407ian economy, worth 545 trillion cards a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,093 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,839 per year while the poor average 34,161, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 407's national animal is the farming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Farmer 407 is ranked 102,307th in the world and 1,630th in Birb for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,836.76 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,176thLargest Mining Sector: 6,119thMost Devout: 8,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,689thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,356thLargest Black Market: 9,535thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,600thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,211thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,311thMost Efficient Economies: 13,694thMost Developed: 14,783rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,683rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,894thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,287thLargest Governments: 21,568thHighest Average Incomes: 22,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,113thHealthiest Citizens: 22,184thMost Cultured: 23,159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,410thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,837thMost Inclusive: 24,079th
Top
1%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 82nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 119th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 126th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 160th in the regionMost Cultured: 164th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 175th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 200th in the regionLargest Black Market: 205th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 260th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 277th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 283rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 291st in the regionLargest Governments: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 323rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 407 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Card Farmer 407 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Card Farmer 407 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Card Farmer 407 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Card Farmer 407 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Card Farmer 407 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Card Farmer 407 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Card Farmer 407 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Card Farmer 407's influence in Birb fell from "Squire" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Card Farmer 407's influence in Birb rose from "Zero" to "Squire".

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