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Card Farming
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,061stMost Devout: 4,525thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,449th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Card Farmer 13

Population4.771 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 13 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.771 billion Card Farmer 13ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 13ian economy, worth 637 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,687 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 13's national animal is the farming, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card Farmer 13 is ranked 114,933rd in the world and 1,793rd in Birb for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,423.26 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,061stMost Devout: 4,525thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,449thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,526thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,930thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,186thLargest Black Market: 8,808thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,114thHealthiest Citizens: 9,743rdMost Avoided: 11,382ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,681stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,959thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,407thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,794thMost Developed: 12,912thMost Efficient Economies: 12,962ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,490thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,866thHighest Average Incomes: 18,631stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,683rdLargest Governments: 20,199thMost Conservative: 20,243rdMost Authoritarian: 20,860thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,093rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,736th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 53rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 70th in the regionMost Devout: 72nd in the regionMost Avoided: 102nd in the regionMost Extreme: 108th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionMost Conservative: 110th in the regionLargest Populations: 128th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 144th in the regionLargest Black Market: 156th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 161st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 172nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 186th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 220th in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 229th in the regionLargest Governments: 251st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 296th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 309th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 326th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 13 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 13 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 13 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Card Farmer 13 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 13 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 13 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 13's influence in Birb fell from "Squire" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Card Farmer 13's influence in Birb rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
  • : Card Farmer 13 relocated from The North Pacific to Birb.
  • : Card Farmer 13 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.

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