The People's Republic of Carabach is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 721 million Carabachians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Basterdand. The average income tax rate is 36.7%.

The thriving Carabachian economy, worth 47.9 trillion Carabach Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 66,367 Carabach Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Public urination is on the increase, the same 721 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, warning signs caution Carabachians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carabach's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Carabach is ranked 258,760^th in the world and 6,794^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 14.74 pounds of wildlife per square mile.