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Most Valuable International Artwork: 79thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 256thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 293rd
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Captain Lard

Population5.556 billion

CapitalOutKast Hey Ya
Leaderfat mario
FaithOutKast Hey Ya

CurrencyOutKast Hey Ya
AnimalOutKast Hey Ya

The Fat of Captain Lard is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by fat mario with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.556 billion Captain Lardians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OutKast Hey Ya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Captain Lardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion OutKast Hey Yas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 269,791 OutKast Hey Yas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,485,222 per year while the poor average 2,964, a ratio of 838 to 1.

Many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of OutKast Hey Yas and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Captain Lard's national animal is the OutKast Hey Ya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is OutKast Hey Ya.

Captain Lard is ranked 5,706th in the world and 2nd in Lardyland for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 36,046.23 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 79thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 256thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 293rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 480thFattest Citizens: 488thMost Avoided: 562ndLargest Retail Industry: 861stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 942ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,032ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,039thMost Secular: 1,062ndMost Armed: 1,109thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,124thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,336thRudest Citizens: 1,629thLargest Mining Sector: 1,657thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,118thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,222ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,504thHighest Average Incomes: 2,717thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,778thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,962ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,390thHighest Crime Rates: 3,804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,913thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,008thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,379thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,382ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,707thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,706thNudest: 6,227thLargest Black Market: 7,250thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,972ndHighest Economic Output: 10,874thTop
Largest Governments: 11,575thSmartest Citizens: 15,352nd
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the region

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