Most Valuable International Artwork: 59thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 271stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 355th
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Captain Lard

Population5.119 billion

CapitalOutKast Hey Ya
FaithOutKast Hey Ya

CurrencyOutKast Hey Ya
AnimalOutKast Hey Ya

The Maxwell of Captain Lard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by maxwell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.119 billion Captain Lardians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OutKast Hey Ya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Captain Lardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,379 trillion OutKast Hey Yas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 269,398 OutKast Hey Yas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,481,609 per year while the poor average 2,959, a ratio of 838 to 1.

Electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, and many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Captain Lard's national animal is the OutKast Hey Ya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is OutKast Hey Ya.

Captain Lard is ranked 1,572nd in the world and 1st in Lardyland for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 19,720.83 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 59thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 271stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 355thFattest Citizens: 497thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 511thMost Avoided: 561stLargest Retail Industry: 840thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 916thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,009thMost Secular: 1,033rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,066thMost Armed: 1,105thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,182ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,322ndRudest Citizens: 1,465thLargest Mining Sector: 1,572ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,054thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,194thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,513thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,723rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,816thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,444thHighest Crime Rates: 3,634thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,905thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,058thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,222ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,260thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,677thNudest: 5,853rdLargest Black Market: 7,092ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,491stTop
Largest Governments: 11,473rdHighest Economic Output: 11,702ndSmartest Citizens: 15,828th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the region

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