The Federal Republic of Caprichay is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Mumflr with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.204 billion Caprichayians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gravity Falls. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caprichayian economy, worth a remarkable 7,160 trillion Golden Qurshnaughts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 639,105 Golden Qurshnaughts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,198,716 per year while the poor average 71,718, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Supreme Chancellor Mumflr", interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBC Governor goes house hunting, and nations across the world are quick to praise Supreme Chancellor Mumflr's good looks and intellectual prowess. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caprichay's national animal is the Bat-Eared Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of the Royal Skulldafnz.

Caprichay is ranked 167^th in the world and 6^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 639,105.83 Standard Monetary Units.