The Federal Republic of Capitalstria is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-working population of 512 million Capitalstrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hedgefundia. The average income tax rate is 26.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalstrian economy, worth 59.4 trillion Capital Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 116,035 Capital Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitalstria's national animal is the Silk Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalstria is ranked 217,083^rd in the world and 8,868^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.98 percentage of bribes refused.