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Most Armed: 3,189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,074thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,738th
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Capitalistic Russia

Population3.981 billion

CapitalFortNite Burger
LeaderBanana man

AnimalGlizzy Gobbler

The First Ohioan Empire of Capitalistic Russia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Banana man with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.981 billion Ohioans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FortNite Burger. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ohioan economy, worth 563 trillion Sheeeeeeshes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,616 Sheeeeeeshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 503,942 per year while the poor average 28,652, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people, parents dread their examinations more than their children, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitalistic Russia's national animal is the Glizzy Gobbler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Marxism.

Capitalistic Russia is ranked 19,539th in the world and 21st in The United Empires of Carson for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 16,623.97 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 3,189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,074thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,738thLargest Retail Industry: 6,024thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,198thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,635thLargest Black Market: 6,809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,675thLargest Mining Sector: 7,912thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,174thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,064thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,617thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,119thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,383rdMost Secular: 14,573rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,912thHighest Average Incomes: 15,518thMost Developed: 17,487thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,539thMost Conservative: 20,511th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the region

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