The First Ohioan Empire of Capitalistic Russia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Banana man with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.981 billion Ohioans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FortNite Burger. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Ohioan economy, worth 563 trillion Sheeeeeeshes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,616 Sheeeeeeshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 503,942 per year while the poor average 28,652, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.
Anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people, parents dread their examinations more than their children, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitalistic Russia's national animal is the Glizzy Gobbler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Marxism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Capitalistic Russia was endorsed by The Empire of Knight-O-Sphere.
- : Capitalistic Russia's influence in The United Empires of Carson rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Capitalistic Russia changed its national animal to "Glizzy Gobbler", its capital to "FortNite Burger", its currency to "Sheeeeeesh", its demonym adjective to "Ohioan", its leader to "Banana man", and its motto to "Cactus jack bent me over an clapped my cheeks.".
- : Capitalistic Russia lodged a message on the The United Empires of Carson Regional Message Board.
- : Capitalistic Russia lodged a message on the The Glorious Nations of Iwaku Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Capitalistic Russia, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
- : Following new legislation in Capitalistic Russia, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
- : Following new legislation in Capitalistic Russia, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
- : Capitalistic Russia endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Fungsland.
- : Capitalistic Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.