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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 267th
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Capitalist Paradise

Population41.538 billion

LeaderAyn Rand's ghost


The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 41.538 billion Capitalist Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 8,783 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,462 simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, families burn Ayn Rand's ghost's latest official photograph to keep warm, and most ambassadors from Capitalist Paradise retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 253,208th in the world and 6,676th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 267thLargest Populations: 298thLargest Mining Sector: 383rdFattest Citizens: 545thHighest Economic Output: 836thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,164thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,412thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,508thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,546thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,594thMost Avoided: 1,800thLargest Retail Industry: 1,993rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,319thSmartest Citizens: 3,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,293rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,013thMost Influential: 5,160thRudest Citizens: 5,230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,301stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,516thMost Stationary: 6,011thHighest Average Incomes: 6,390thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,416thLowest Crime Rates: 23,636th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionMost Avoided: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 106th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 152nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 162nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 177th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 180th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 304th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 496th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 590th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 592nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 637th in the region

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