The Republic of Capitalismworld is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Corporation with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.562 billion Capitali are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitalismland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitali economy, worth 202 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 129,699 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Capitalismworld's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capitalismworld is ranked 7,235^th in the world and 352^nd in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 18.64 Obesity Rate.