The Republic of Capitalfornia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working population of 475 million Capitalfornians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate City. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Capitalfornian economy, worth 39.5 trillion eurodollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 83,252 eurodollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Capitalfornia successfully hosted the the South Pacific Olympics, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitalfornia's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Capitalfornia is ranked 182,277^th in the world and 7,347^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.03 percentage of bribes refused.