The Holy Gold Roman Kayscrdom of Capetlant is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kayscr Zyphcrion Augustus with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.086 billion Captlantans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Scrcnissima. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Captlantic economy, worth 298 trillion Trivias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 143,073 Trivias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 495,082 per year while the poor average 30,212, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

Games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Captlantic radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, Kayscr Zyphcrion Augustus can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and foreign workers are flooding in as Trivias flood out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capetlant's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is God of thc Billion Namcs.

Capetlant is ranked 126,595^th in the world and 2^nd in Trisembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.05 law-abiding acts per hour.