The Kingdom of Cantaloupe is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working, devout population of 1.354 billion Cantaloupeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Cantaloupean economy, worth 74.6 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 55,129 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Cantaloupe has designated Cantaloupe City as its capital city, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is well under control. Cantaloupe's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cantaloupe is ranked 142,664^th in the world and 6^th in Astrid for Safest, scoring 67.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.