Population | 5.849 billion |
Capital | Ol' Kold |
Leader | Captain Iron Beard |
Faith | Piratism |
Currency | Dabloon |
Animal | Piratish Bearded Parrot |
The Maritime Republic of Cannon Land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Captain Iron Beard with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 5.849 billion Pirates enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ol' Kold. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Piratish economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion Dabloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,472 Dabloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Captain Iron Beard has killer fashion sense, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cannon Land's national animal is the Piratish Bearded Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piratism.
Cannon Land is ranked 5,602nd in the world and 187th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 95.34 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Cannon Land, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately.
- : Following new legislation in
Cannon Land, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
- : Following new legislation in
Cannon Land, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
- : Following new legislation in
Cannon Land, Captain Iron Beard has killer fashion sense.
- : Following new legislation in
Cannon Land, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
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Cannon Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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Cannon Land was endorsed by
The Kingdom of Nordgardia.
- : Following new legislation in
Cannon Land, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
- : Following new legislation in
Cannon Land, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
- : Following new legislation in
Cannon Land, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 36 » Equlainne,
Mikustania,
Brauengen,
Socialismia,
Pridneprovye,
UNIOS,
Old Corus,
Anerchi,
Dzuk,
Rumacia and Thrace,
Alberkelania,
Eskian,
Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia,
Kethania,
Raro del Sur,
Albufera,
Hangeok,
Nugland,
The Common,
Abiyna,
Lygethia,
Redstarkinds,
Exania,
Red khitan,
New Yankmoth,
Amber and Night,
Mukidonia,
Carrico,
Zurras,
Owmni,
Rathesia,
International Socialist Union,
Zimblo,
Wimahl,
Soviet Trailer Park, and
Nordgardia.