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Yarr har fiddle dee dee Being a pirate is alright to be
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,685thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,503rdMost Influential: 4,332nd
The Maritime Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Cannon Land

Population5.849 billion

CapitalOl' Kold
LeaderCaptain Iron Beard
FaithPiratism

CurrencyDabloon
AnimalPiratish Bearded Parrot

The Maritime Republic of Cannon Land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Captain Iron Beard with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 5.849 billion Pirates enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ol' Kold. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Piratish economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion Dabloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,472 Dabloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Captain Iron Beard has killer fashion sense, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cannon Land's national animal is the Piratish Bearded Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piratism.

Cannon Land is ranked 5,602nd in the world and 187th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 95.34 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,685thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,503rdMost Influential: 4,332ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,368thMost Inclusive: 4,477thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,830thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,133rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,602ndBest Weather: 5,609thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,834thHighest Food Quality: 5,907thMost Developed: 6,765thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,059thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,090thLargest Governments: 7,788thSmartest Citizens: 7,837thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,156thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,487thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,179thNicest Citizens: 9,819thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,372ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,376thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,190thMost Cultured: 11,422ndLargest Black Market: 11,520thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,552ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,770thHealthiest Citizens: 14,711thMost Patriotic: 16,349thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,929thTop
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Most Secular: 18,039thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,351stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,388thMost Subsidized Industry: 32,283rdMost Efficient Economies: 32,992ndHighest Economic Output: 33,767th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionMost Armed: 70th in the regionMost Patriotic: 73rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannon Land, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannon Land, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannon Land, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannon Land, Captain Iron Beard has killer fashion sense.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannon Land, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Cannon Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Cannon Land was endorsed by The Kingdom of Nordgardia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannon Land, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannon Land, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannon Land, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.

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