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Best Weather: 346thMost Secular: 391stMost Beautiful Environments: 406th
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Population12.957 billion

LeaderBarack O'Llama


The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.957 billion Cannibals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,456 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 343,979 Benneths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, money grows on trees, and industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 38,428th in the world and 128th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,601.32 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Best Weather: 346thMost Secular: 391stMost Beautiful Environments: 406thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 430thLargest Publishing Industry: 436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 438thMost Developed: 522ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 527thLeast Corrupt Governments: 562ndLongest Average Lifespans: 591stHighest Poor Incomes: 594thHealthiest Citizens: 596thSmartest Citizens: 732ndMost Efficient Economies: 786thMost Cultured: 797thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 803rdSafest: 887thMost Cheerful Citizens: 927thMost Scientifically Advanced: 979thMost Influential: 1,060thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,321stHighest Average Incomes: 1,351stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,392ndRudest Citizens: 1,409thMost Inclusive: 1,668thLowest Crime Rates: 2,129thLargest Retail Industry: 2,186thTop
Largest Governments: 2,507thHighest Economic Output: 2,540thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,829thMost Pacifist: 3,392ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,962ndNicest Citizens: 4,282ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,327thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,394thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,079thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,191stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,913thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,747thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,135thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,863rdTop
Most Stationary: 12,539thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,099thLargest Populations: 21,681stMost Rebellious Youth: 23,014th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the region

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