The Principality of Cankatinistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.749 billion Cankatinistanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 59.2%.

The thriving Cankatinistanian economy, worth 216 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 78,705 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

C-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Cankatinistan in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cankatinistan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cankatinistan is ranked 121,219^th in the world and 5,674^th in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,158.51 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.