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Tuv'en aen Jans. Groszdsze Mylitcz
Most Patriotic: 552ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,082nd
The Glorious Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Caniatinciera

Population10.37 billion

CapitalTschatschak
LeaderGroszdsze Mylitcz
FaithChrostyianity

CurrencySwan
AnimalCheems

The Glorious Dictatorship of Caniatinciera is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Groszdsze Mylitcz with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, otherworldly petting zoo, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.37 billion Caniatincierans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tschatschak. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Caniatincieran economy, worth a remarkable 3,738 trillion Swans a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 360,475 Swans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,280,485 per year while the poor average 73,131, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caniatinciera's national animal is the Cheems, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chrostyianity.

Caniatinciera is ranked 235,780th in the world and 66th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Fattest Citizens, with 8.13 Obesity Rate.

Top
1%
Most Patriotic: 552ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,082ndLargest Black Market: 1,134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,149thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,165thHighest Average Incomes: 1,371stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,489thMost Armed: 1,598thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,852ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,972ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,120thMost Efficient Economies: 2,283rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,667thTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 3,200thLargest Governments: 3,319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,083rdRudest Citizens: 4,215thHighest Economic Output: 4,238thLowest Crime Rates: 4,339thMost Developed: 5,062ndSmartest Citizens: 5,545thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,813thLargest Retail Industry: 5,915thMost Cultured: 6,031stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,545thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,567thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,336thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,484thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,757thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,783rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,848thTop
10%
Most Devout: 14,521stHealthiest Citizens: 14,755thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,869thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,785thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,868th
Top
5%
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Average: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caniatinciera was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Caniatinciera, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Caniatinciera, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
  • : Following new legislation in Caniatinciera, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in Caniatinciera, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Caniatinciera, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Caniatinciera after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Caniatinciera, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
  • : Following new legislation in Caniatinciera, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Caniatinciera, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Tschatschak as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Caniatinciera, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.

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