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Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 160th Largest Retail Industry: 170th
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Candlewhisper Archive

Population7.107 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderFirst Person Singular

Currency🍒🍒🍒winline
AnimalThree-Toed Indecent Dolphin Mutant Thing

The Eye of Candlewhisper Archive is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Person Singular with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.107 billion Archivists enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Environment and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,695 trillion 🍒🍒🍒winlines a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 379,307 🍒🍒🍒winlines, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,898,428 per year while the poor average 42,564, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

It is a silent spring in Candlewhisper Archive, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Three-Toed Indecent Dolphin Mutant Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 30,029th in the world and 83rd in Forest for Largest Populations, with 7.11 billion Capita.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 160thLargest Retail Industry: 170thFattest Citizens: 170thMost Avoided: 174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 208thMost Scientifically Advanced: 254thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 261stHighest Disposable Incomes: 280thRudest Citizens: 289thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 367thMost Inclusive: 406thSmartest Citizens: 556thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 560thMost Secular: 563rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 574thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 581stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 594thHighest Average Incomes: 634thHighest Crime Rates: 769thMost Rebellious Youth: 778thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 898thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,148thLargest Mining Sector: 1,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,193rdMost Influential: 1,205thTop
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Most Cultured: 1,748thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,982ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,728thHighest Economic Output: 3,608thMost Efficient Economies: 5,267thMost Armed: 5,982ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,781stTop
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Nudest: 8,459thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,798thMost Pro-Market: 9,502ndLargest Black Market: 15,999thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,762nd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, it is a silent spring in Candlewhisper Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense.
  • : Candlewhisper Archive lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Candlewhisper Archive voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Macedon".
  • : Candlewhisper Archive lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, the government is giving peace a chance.

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