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Let's watch each other. Twoway Talula
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Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 38thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rdFattest Citizens: 105th
The Intensive Care Unit of
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Handshaker
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Candlewhisper Archive

Population13.443 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderTwoway Talula
FaithUnlimited Cheap Data

Currencyslightly grubby dollar
AnimalSix-Fingered Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing

The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Twoway Talula with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.443 billion Archivists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 5,962 trillion slightly grubby dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 443,504 slightly grubby dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and economics is a shrinking field. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Fingered Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 245,952nd in the world and 453rd in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -67.68 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 38thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rdFattest Citizens: 105thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 108thRudest Citizens: 122ndLargest Retail Industry: 128thMost Avoided: 161stHighest Disposable Incomes: 172ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 191stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 234thHighest Crime Rates: 254thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 282ndMost Secular: 296thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 323rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 350thMost Influential: 379thMost Armed: 396thLargest Information Technology Sector: 402ndMost Rebellious Youth: 451stSmartest Citizens: 501stMost Inclusive: 515thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 541stHighest Average Incomes: 557thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 697thLargest Mining Sector: 823rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 824thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 858thLargest Gambling Industry: 959thLargest Publishing Industry: 988thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,182ndHighest Economic Output: 1,661stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,731stMost Cultured: 1,787thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,231stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,284thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,347thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,982ndHighest Food Quality: 9,341stMost Stationary: 10,391stTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,661stMost Efficient Economies: 18,599thLargest Populations: 22,705thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,998th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, economics is a shrinking field.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Candlewhisper Archive voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Libertanny".
  • : Candlewhisper Archive voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Headquarters"".
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant.

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