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I saw, I came, I conq... No, wait. July S Kaiser
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Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 44thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 101stFattest Citizens: 105th
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Candlewhisper Archive

Population10.603 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderJuly S Kaiser
FaithUnlimited Cheap Data

Currencyslightly grubby dollar
AnimalSix-Fingered Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing

The AI See You of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by July S Kaiser with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.603 billion Archivists enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 4,650 trillion slightly grubby dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 438,586 slightly grubby dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,416,924 per year while the poor average 40,294, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Candlewhisper Archive's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Fingered Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 1,278th in the world and 7th in Forest for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 10,265.73 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 44thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 101stFattest Citizens: 105thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 111thMost Avoided: 114thRudest Citizens: 125thLargest Retail Industry: 133rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 181stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 259thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 320thHighest Crime Rates: 322ndMost Secular: 336thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 347thLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 378thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 378thMost Inclusive: 406thSmartest Citizens: 476thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 491stHighest Average Incomes: 495thMost Rebellious Youth: 536thMost Armed: 566thMost Influential: 601stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 744thLargest Mining Sector: 810thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 887thMost Valuable International Artwork: 924thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,021stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,098thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,188thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,278thMost Cultured: 1,621stHighest Economic Output: 2,016thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,143rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,001stMost Efficient Economies: 5,681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,014thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,410thLargest Black Market: 14,270thMost Pro-Market: 14,814thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,371st
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Candlewhisper Archive lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Candlewhisper Archive changed its national motto to "I saw, I came, I conq... No, wait.".
  • : Candlewhisper Archive changed its national leader to "July S Kaiser".
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Candlewhisper Archive's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Candlewhisper Archive lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Candlewhisper Archive voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".

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