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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 80thRudest Citizens: 82nd
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Candlewhisper Archive

Population12.44 billion

LeaderFrank Furter
FaithUnlimited Cheap Data

Currencyslightly grubby dollar
AnimalSix-Fingered Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing

The AI See You of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Frank Furter with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.44 billion Archivists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Administration, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 5,446 trillion slightly grubby dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 437,828 slightly grubby dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Fingered Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 107th in the world and 2nd in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 98.13 Obesity Rate.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 80thRudest Citizens: 82ndMost Avoided: 106thFattest Citizens: 107thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 109thLargest Retail Industry: 131stHighest Disposable Incomes: 179thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 226thHighest Crime Rates: 254thMost Secular: 282ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 296thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 328thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 338thMost Armed: 375thLargest Information Technology Sector: 402ndMost Inclusive: 444thMost Influential: 454thMost Rebellious Youth: 481stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 491stSmartest Citizens: 525thHighest Average Incomes: 557thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 771stLargest Mining Sector: 787thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 880thLargest Publishing Industry: 979thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,007thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,125thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,197thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,641stMost Cultured: 1,762ndHighest Economic Output: 1,787thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,893rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,376thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,320thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,024thMost Stationary: 11,206thTop
Largest Black Market: 16,911thMost Pro-Market: 18,432ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,707thLargest Populations: 23,478thMost Efficient Economies: 23,578th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the region

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