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The Eyes Have It April Chauers
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 68th Fattest Citizens: 145th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 146th
The Whispery Candle Thing of
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Handshaker
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Superb
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Frightening
Political Freedom
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Candlewhisper Archive

Population7.913 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderApril Chauers
FaithPerspicacity of Orange

Currencyoily seagull skull
AnimalThirteen-Toed Ugly Dolphin Mutant Thing

The Whispery Candle Thing of Candlewhisper Archive is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by April Chauers with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.913 billion Archivists enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Environment and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 3,145 trillion oily seagull skulls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 397,487 oily seagull skulls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,161,945 per year while the poor average 37,573, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, and sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Thirteen-Toed Ugly Dolphin Mutant Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Perspicacity of Orange.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 9,641st in the world and 6th in Forest for Most Pro-Market, scoring 83 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 68thFattest Citizens: 145thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 146thMost Avoided: 154thLargest Retail Industry: 168thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 180thMost Scientifically Advanced: 185thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 188thRudest Citizens: 228thHighest Disposable Incomes: 229thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 331stMost Secular: 333rdMost Inclusive: 400thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 440thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 444thSmartest Citizens: 473rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 525thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 534thHighest Average Incomes: 548thMost Rebellious Youth: 739thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 789thHighest Crime Rates: 818thLargest Mining Sector: 986thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,047thMost Influential: 1,088thMost Armed: 1,131stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,181stMost Cultured: 1,683rdTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,762ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,811thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,980thHighest Economic Output: 3,061stMost Efficient Economies: 5,160thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,270thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,931stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,571stTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,641stNudest: 11,271stHighest Drug Use: 15,060thLargest Black Market: 15,737thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,114thMost Stationary: 17,534th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
  • : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Candlewhisper Archive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Candlewhisper Archive was endorsed by The Borderlands of Crowacia.
  • : Candlewhisper Archive voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Depository standards Act".

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