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Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60thFattest Citizens: 99th
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Candlewhisper Archive

Population18.697 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderDustin B Twinnears
FaithUnlimited Cheap Data

Currencyslightly manky dollar
AnimalSix-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing

The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dustin B Twinnears with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.697 billion Archivists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 8,679 trillion slightly manky dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 464,215 slightly manky dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

In its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', and mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 307,241st in the world and 316th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.05 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60thFattest Citizens: 99thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 102ndRudest Citizens: 121stMost Avoided: 146thHighest Disposable Incomes: 150thLargest Retail Industry: 171stMost Influential: 203rdMost Secular: 218thHighest Crime Rates: 242ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 255thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 288thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 296thMost Armed: 323rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 356thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 372ndMost Rebellious Youth: 425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 505thSmartest Citizens: 557thHighest Average Incomes: 612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 760thMost Inclusive: 803rdLargest Gambling Industry: 836thLargest Mining Sector: 952ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 974thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,002ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,112thHighest Economic Output: 1,151stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,154thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,242ndMost Cultured: 2,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,654thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,698thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,601stMost Stationary: 8,056thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,406thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,190thHighest Food Quality: 13,358thTop
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Nudest: 16,621stLargest Populations: 18,446thLargest Black Market: 26,636thMost Pro-Market: 29,216thMost Efficient Economies: 29,709th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the region

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